On the phone with Dad:
Dad: What kind of fruit are there in Kenya?
Me: Mangoes. Lots of Mangoes.
Dad: Oh. Only mangoes?
Me: Well, the usual assortment. Apples, pears, oranges.
Dad: Oh. That’s it?
Me: (thinking.. lightbulb) Papayas. Lots of papayas!
Dad: OK GREAT! I will be happy!
Me, after hanging up: Man, I hope those green things are actually papayas.