I have a completely different kind of a pest infestation. Not rats, not cockroaches.
Oh, yeah. Pigeons. They are all over my balcony, especially in front of my bedroom. And they poop everywhere. Ugh. My morning routine has become, wake up, fumbled for my glasses, roll out of bed, scare the pigeons away, shuffle to the bathroom to brush my teeth….
I curse them all the perdition and hope they end with a fate like this: